01.
如果微软公司只有 Excel 一个产品，它仍然是一家大公司。
If Microsoft’s only product was Excel, they’d still be a massive company.
02.
在某一个高度上，你可以丢下一颗土豆，然后通过与空气产生摩擦来把土豆烤熟。
There must be a height you could launch a potato to, which bakes it through atmospheric friction.
03.
你越是拒绝那些你不想做的事情的邀请，就越是收不到那些你想做的事情的邀请。
The more you turn down invitations for things you don’t want to do the less invitations you’ll get for things you do want to do.
04.
当有危险情况发生时，人们总是会先拿出手机来记录，因为他们知道，如果自己是摄像师，就不会死。
People always pull out their phones and start recording when something dangerous happens because they know they can’t die if they’re the camera man.
05.
失聪的狗狗可能会认为，这只是你不再和他们说话了。
Dogs that go deaf probably just think you have stopped talking to them.
06.
如果大树能说话，他们会有几个世纪的故事可讲。
If trees could talk they would have many interesting stories to tell from centuries ago.
07.
如果有人说他们是“最不具竞争力的人”，那么，就这个说法的本质来看，他们仍然是有竞争力的（“最不具竞争力”本身就是一种“竞争力”）。
If someone claims to be the “least competitive person” they are, by nature of that statement, competitive.
08.
你永远不会“被困在交通中”，因为，你就是“交通”的一部分。
You’re never “stuck” in traffic, you ARE the traffic.
09.
当看到电影里面有会说话的动物时，你会被逗笑，但如果在动物园里遇到一只动物和你说话，你可能会吓得屁滚尿流。
When you watch movies with talking animals, you smile and laugh. But if you were at a zoo, and an animal starts talking to you, you’d probably scream and shit yourself.
10.
有时，人们喊得最大声的一个词就是：“安静！”。
Sometimes the loudest word people yell is “Quiet”.
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