01.
多喝水是一个对健康很好的建议，不仅是因为多喝水有助于补充水分，还是因为你应该多喝水而不是摄入那么多的糖分、咖啡因或者酒精。
“Drink more water” is good health advice not just because it’s good to be hydrated, but also because you’d be drinking water instead of sugar, caffeine, or alcohol.
02.
当有人在一个有争议的事件中开始亲自攻击你的时候，你就知道，你已经赢得了这场争论。
When someone starts personally attacking you in an argument, you know you’ve won.
03.
在计算机中我们可以通过降低图形质量的方式来增加运行速度，这种方法的“人类版本”则是要摘下眼镜——这样才能专注于思考。
Taking off your glasses to focus on thinking is the human version of lowering graphics to increase speed.
04.
购买视频网站会员就相当于把午餐钱给校园恶霸，你只是希望他不再来烦你。
Buying Spotify Premium is the same as giving the school bully your lunch money. You just want them to stop annoying you.
05.
如果你做一个栅栏把地球一分为二，那么就无法区分谁在栅栏里面，谁在栅栏外面了。
If you built a fence that divides the earth in half, there’s no way to tell who’s inside it and who’s outside.
06.
当你爱上一个虚构人物的时候，你爱上的其实是某个人的想象力。
When you fall in love with a fictional character, you fall in love with someone’s imagination.
07.
人们都想让别人有着和自己相同的意见，这往往不是为了获取最大化的利益，只是为了赢的别人对自身的肯定。
Most people want you to have the same opinion as them, not for the greater good, but for self validation.
08.
人类可能是唯一被食物烫过舌头的动物，因为没有其他动物会吃滚烫的食物。
Humans are probably the only animals that ever burn their tongues, because no other animals eat piping hot foods.
09.
由于物质是有限的，因此世间的一切都是限量版的。
Since matter is finite, everything is in limited edition.
10.
当你用吸管喝饮料的时候，你其实是从下往上喝的（这与直接用杯子喝饮料的顺序相反）。
When you drink a drink using a straw, you drink the drink from the bottom up.
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