洗澡随想曲第11期:有时候,你有足够的钱去“买”一样东西,但却“买不起”它

洗澡随想曲第11期:有时候,你有足够的钱去“买”一样东西,但却“买不起”它_荒原之梦

01.

成为父母可以让你了解你童年时没有认识到的关于童年的事情。

Being a parent will teach you more about childhood than your own childhood.

02.

数千年之后,人们会生活在一个温暖的世界中,并且不知道还有(天然)冰块的存在。

For thousands of years, people living in the warmest climates didn’t know ice existed.

03.

只需要一只鸭嘴兽你就可以做煎蛋饼了,他们可以提供肉、蛋和奶。

All you need for an omelette is a platypus. They provide eggs, milk, and meat.

04.

所谓的成长就是,我们意识到,需要足够的钱去买东西和需要有足够的能力去买东西,是两码事。

Growing up is realizing that having enough money to buy something and being able to afford it are two very different things.

05.

最能买得起高档厨房的人最不可能亲自做饭。

The people who are most able to afford a nice kitchen are oftentimes the least likely to use a kitchen.

06.

从技术上说,使用氢燃料的汽车才是唯一在汽油箱(gas tank)中有真正的气体(gas)的“汽”车。

Hydrogen fueled cars are technically the only cars to have Actual gas in the gas tank.

07.

有时候,你有足够的钱去“买”一样东西,但却“买不起”它。

Sometimes you may have enough money to purchase a thing, but not enough to afford it.

08.

多亏了互联网,我们一天看到的衣果体比我们的长辈一辈子见到的还要多。

Thanks to the Internet we can see more naked people in a day than our ancestors have in a lifetime.

09.

此时此刻,未来的你正在骂现在的你。

Your future self is talking shit about you.

10.

如果有多个心脏的一只虫子被切成两半,每一半都活着,那么,他们会进入双人游戏模式还是分屏游戏模式呢?

If a worm is cut in half (they have many hearts so both sides live) dose it go multiplayer or splitscreen.

翻译来源:
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