洗澡随想曲第10期:你可以朝东方或者西方一直走,但却不能朝北方或者南方一直走

洗澡随想曲第10期:你可以朝东方或者西方一直走,但却不能朝北方或者南方一直走_荒原之梦

01.

许多在 2005 年之后出生的人已经无法理解我们的技术取得了多么巨大的进步。

Most of the people born after 2005 will not be able to grasp how much technology has drastically improved.

02.

我们可能永远无法将火星地球化,但是,我们已经在将地球火星化了。

We may never terraform mars but we are already martianforming earth.

03.

纸比石头更牛,因为金钱控制着我们的星球。

Paper beats rock because money controls our planet.

04.

你可以朝东方或者西方一直走,但却不能朝北方或者南方一直走。

You can go east or west forever but not north or south.

05.

你的大脑知道人类生物学考试中的所有答案,但是却不会告诉你。

During human biology exam your brain knows the answers but it won’t tell you.

06.

当美人鱼来大姨妈时,必须要注意躲避鲨鱼。

When mermaids have their period, they have to hide from sharks.

07.

当我们年轻时,世界也并不美好,只是那时候的我们太愚蠢了,没有发现他的缺陷。

The world wasn’t better when we were young, we were too stupid to identify its flaws.

08.

一个恐怖故事:你和你的影子在玩石头剪刀布,然后,你玩赢了。

There is nothing more creepy than playing rock paper scissors with your reflection and winning.

09.

如果你打破了你的极限,那么,这就不是你的极限。

If you broke your limit, then that wasn’t your limit.

10.

能正确处理彩票中奖这件事的人购买彩票的可能性最低。

People who can properly handle lottery winnings are the least likely to buy lottery tickets.

翻译来源:
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