01.
为印有品牌标志的帽子和衣服付钱是一件很奇怪的事，这就像，我们得到了他们的赞助还欠他们钱。
Paying for hats and clothing with a brand logo on it is weird to me, it’s like getting a sponsorship deal but you owe them money.
02.
成年人可能比儿童更容易被打屁股。
Adults are probably spanked more than children nowadays.
03.
考虑到杀死恐龙的陨石大撞击将地球的一部分抛向了太空，那么，在银河系的某些地方或许还能找到恐龙的残骸。
Considering that the meteor that killed the dinosaurs created an explosion that threw parts of the earth into space, it’s likely that there are dinosaur remains in other parts of the galaxy.
04.
我们从大量基于电影的游戏，发展成了大量基于游戏的电影。
We went from a ton of games based on movies, to a bunch of movies based on games.
05.
如果你晚出生一年，你就会在儿童时代有完全不同的伙伴，并因此成长为一个完全不同的人。
If you were born just one year later you would have completely different friends growing up, making you a whole different person…
06.
如果人们不在小时候就被迫学习莎士比亚的作品，那么，会有更多的人在成年后喜欢上这些作品。
More people would probably enjoy Shakespeare as adults if they hadn’t been forced to study it as children.
07.
和一群对你毫不在乎的人在一起比独自一人更令人感到孤独。
Being around a bunch people who don’t give a shit about you is lonelier than being by yourself.
08.
除了学会如何阅读之外，你可以在读书中学到任何东西。
You can learn ANYTHING from reading books…except how to read.
09.
由于技术含量低的工作不断消失，而技术含量高的工作不断增加，在未来我们可能会面临这样一种状况，即有相当一部分人的能力不足以胜任任何类型的工作。
Since less advanced jobs keep disappearing and the remaining jobs keep getting more advanced, in the future we will reach a point where a significant part of the population is not cognitively talented enough to do any kind of available work.
10.
我们的宠物已经接受了我们可以控制光线、水、温度和空气的“事实”。
Our pets just accept the fact that we can control, light, water, heat, and air conditioning.
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