01.
大胸的女人通常比大胸的男人更成功。
Women with large breasts are generally more successful than men with large breasts.
02.
你的基因包含了历经数千年的软件更新。
Your DNA consists of thousands of years of software updates.
03.
女孩们受了许多赞美，所以她们常常感到受委屈，而男孩们受到了很多辱骂，所以他们常常感觉受到了表扬。
Girls get complimented so much that insults stick out to them, and guys get insulted so much that compliments stick out to them.
04.
电影里面的美人鱼都想变成人类，但是每个看美人鱼电影的人类女孩儿都想变成美人鱼。
A movie about a mermaid desperately wanting to be human made every young human girl wish she could be a mermaid.
05.
如果你的衬衫没有塞进裤子里，那么，你的裤子就塞进了衬衫里。
If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, your pants are tucked into your shirt.
06.
在白天，你能看到大约 4 英里以外的地方，但在晚上，你的目光则可以触及数亿光年外的太空。
In clear day you can see about 4 miles away, at night you can see light years away.
07.
你的工资是公司每月向你支付的订阅费。
Your salary is your company’s monthly subscription to you.
08.
也许有很多次，你离受伤甚至死亡都只有一步之遥，但你却不知道。
There’s been so many times when you’ve been closed to getting really injured or dying and you might not even know.
09.
如果你比别人更了解人体解剖学，那么，你就比他们更了解他们自己。
If you know more about human anatomy than another person, you know more about them than they know about themselfs.
10.
当我们睡觉时，我们的大脑就会开始编故事，然后用故事吓唬他自己。
When we sleep our brain makes up stories and then scares itself with them.
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