01.
孕妇有八个肢体，所以应该算是一种“蜘蛛”。
A pregnant woman has 8 limbs and is therefore an arachnid.
02.
如果人们生孩子是因为真的想抚养他们长大成人而不是因为“是人就得生孩子”的话，这个社会便能好很多。
Society could be much better if people had babies because they actually wanted to raise one and help it grow, instead of having babies because its “what people do”.
03.
烟和电子烟是成年人的奶嘴。
Smoking and vaping products are pacifiers for adults.
04.
儿童电影往往不是由儿童来打分和评价的。
Kids movies are rated and criticized by the one age group it’s not meant for.
05.
老板总希望他们的员工像家人一样，这样他们就可以像对待家人一样尽可能少的支付工资。
Employers want their employees to be like a family so they can pay them like family (read: as little as possible).
06.
许多人的生活就像是一个周而复始的循环，不断地期待着下一个周末。
Most people live life as a cycle of trying to make it to the next weekend.
07.
现在地球上有超过 70 亿人，即便有一颗小行星要毁灭全人类，在撞击前的那一瞬间，还是会有人说：“这不是世界末日”。
If an asteroid actually wipes out humanity, with 7 billion+ people on Earth it’s quite likely that at the moment of impact someone will be saying “It’s not the end of the world”.
08.
你的车钥匙总是比你的车走得更远。
Your car keys have traveled farther then your actual car.
09.
在 6500 万年之后，现在的人类或许已经变成下一代智慧生物提取的原油。
In 65 million years, humans may be extracted for crude oil by the next cycle of intelligent life on Earth.
10.
那些成为了人类食物的牛、鸡和猪也为保障他们物种的生存做出了贡献。
By being a source of food for us, cows, chickens and pigs have guaranteed their species survival.
注：人吃饱了才有力气喂养家畜。
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