01.
体重是我们可以控制的，身高却不是我们能控制的，然而，为肥胖感到羞耻是不合适的，为身高感到羞耻却没问题。
Our weight is under our control but our height isn’t, yet it is inappropriate to fat-shame but okay to height-shame.
02.
每个人都想在变得富有之后做一些疯狂且不负责任的事情，然而，人们对那些富有的人正在做的疯狂且不负责任的事却是嗤之以鼻。
Everyone has a wild and irresponsible thing they want to do if they become rich, but people are angry that billionaires are doing wild and irresponsible things.
03.
每去世一个人，这个世界就少了一种字体。
With the death of each person, the world loses a font.
04.
无线充电比有线充电更具限制性。
Wireless charging is more restrictive than wired charging.
05.
如果桌子只有三条腿，就不会摇晃。
If tables only had 3 legs, they’d never wobble
06.
英文字母“shorter”其实是比“longer”更长的。
‘Shorter’ is a longer word than ‘longer’.
07.
你越富有就越容易得到免费的东西。
The richer you are the easier it is to get things for free.
08.
每一个奇数都包含一个英文字母“E”：one、three、five、seven、nine、eleven、thirteen、fifteen……
Every odd number has an E in it: one, three, five, seven, nine, eleven, thirteen, fifteen….
09.
当你点击了电邮里面的“取消订阅”按钮时，只是告诉了他们，这个电邮地址还在活跃中。
When you click unsubscribe in a email, it’s just confirming that your e-mail is an active address.
10.
富人不会仇视穷人，他们压根不会想到穷人。
Rich people don’t hate poor people. Rich people don’t even think about poor people.
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