01.
也许有人为了搬到巴西而花了数年时间去学习西班牙语，但是到了巴西却发现，那里的人们都说葡萄牙语而不是西班牙语。
There’s probably someone who spent years studying Spanish to move to Brazil, and then found out that Brazilians speak Portuguese and not Spanish.
注：许多南美国家都说西班牙语，但是巴西是个例外，而且，葡萄牙语和西班牙语并不相似。
02.
阴谋论文化通过让人们相信自己不是胆小顺从的小绵羊从而创造出相信阴谋论的胆小顺从的小绵羊。
Conspiracy culture creates fearful subservient sheep by convincing people that they’re the only ones who aren’t fearful subservient sheep.
03.
当你 39 岁的时候，你已经足够老而不再觉得年轻，也足够年轻而无需考虑年老。
When you’re 39, you are old enough not to be considered young, and young enough not to be considered old.
04.
当有人问你海滩在哪里的时候，你可以随便指向任何方向，而且总能指对。
If someone ask you where the beach is you can point to any direction and technically be correct.
05.
我们年轻时说过的最大的谎言就是觉得自己很特别，因为有 80 亿人正生活在我们的地球上，有 1150 亿人曾经生活在这里，所以，你只是和沙滩上的一粒沙子一样特别。
The biggest lie we are told when we’re young is that we’re special. With about 115 billion humans that ever lived and 8 billion still alive, you’re as special as a grain of sand on a white sandy beach.
06.
一般来说，男人被女人“软”的部分吸引，女人被男人“硬”的部分吸引。
Generally speaking, men are attracted to the soft parts of women, and women are attracted to the hard parts of men.
07.
全球大约有 65% 的人都有乳糖不耐症，这是少数人迫害大多数人的一个特例。
At 65% of the world population, the lactose intolerant are a rare example of a persecuted majority.
注：患有乳糖不耐症的人在摄入乳制品后极可能发生呕吐和腹泻等，因为这类人群无法很好的消化乳制品中含有的乳糖。
08.
如果你想建立一份家谱的话，你可以宣称自己中了彩票大奖，这样以一来，你或许可以在一天内就知道你所有的亲戚并完成家谱的建立。
If you’re struggling to create your family tree, just announce you’ve won the lottery. Pretty soon you’ll know all your relatives and your family tree will be complete in a day.
09.
狗整天听我们说话，但一旦他们开始说话，我们就告诉他们要安静。
Dogs listen to us speak all day but as soon as they start speaking we tell them to be quiet.
10.
一个受到尊重的孩子不会在成年后受到不尊重的对待。
A child treated with respect will not spend their adult life allowing themselves to be disrespected.
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