01.
百分之九十九的研究论文都是需要付费查阅的，这也许就是为什么人们越来越不讲科学的原因。
99 percent of all published research is behind paywalls and then we wonder why the general public is becoming more unscientific.
02.
影响别人的人比他的追随者受到的影响更多。
Influencers are influenced more than their followers.
03.
一个婴儿在白天哭是令人感到温暖的，在半夜哭则会相当恐怖。
A baby laughing during the day is heart warming but a baby laughing in the middle of the night is terrifying.
04.
主题公园里的摄像机可以拍摄到你乘坐过山车时以每小时 70 英里的速度飞驰而过的清晰照片，但是银行的摄像机却拍不清楚一个站着不动的强盗。
Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can’t get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
05.
鲸鱼不仅是地球上体型最大的动物，也是我们已知的宇宙中体型最大的动物。
Whales are not only the largest animal on Earth, They’re the largest animal in the known universe.
06.
你的身体总是渴望一动不动，但是头脑却常常很活跃。
Your body has a static will to live while your mind is quite flexible about it.
07.
当我们把一件衬衫反过来穿时，从技术上说，我们就给整个宇宙穿上了衬衫。
When we wear a shirt inside out, the entire universe is technically wearing it.
08.
如果你每天都在半夜的 11 点 59 分开始刷牙，在两分钟后的 12 点 01 分结束刷牙，那么，你每天都刷了两次牙。
If you start brushing at 11:59 pm and end brushing at 12:01 am, you would have brushed your teeth twice a day daily.
09.
任何人只要有自己的私人教练、发型师和美发师，都会变得很好看。
Any person can look good if they had their own personal trainer, stylist and hairdresser.
10.
小时候我们哭是因为我们什么都不知道，长大后我们哭是因为我们什么都知道。
We cry as children because we don’t know anything, but we cry as adults because we know all too well.
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