When girlfriends attempt humor……
Yes, It’s that cold outside. Also there’s a bison in my front yard.
If video games make children more violent, why do they keep losing fistfights against me?
I’m a single guy but I’m looking forward to valentine’s day, because some great chocolates are going to be on sale afterwards.
This could be us, but we like tacos and booze.
Ceiling fan world champ.
We don’t call Gatorade by its flavors, we call it by its colors.
How I imagine deep water.
I want to work on that.